Alright, how was the past year in your home? Was it truly wonderful as one might claim on online? Packed with academic success for your offspring and elaborate dress-up birthday parties for the grownups? Maybe it felt like a ocean of frustration with only occasional fun flotsam? Is any of this actually real, or is everyone now seven-fingered virtual entities with unrealistic teeth?
I've assembled everyone for a chat, ready or not, to reflect on the most important thing in twelve months: what titles we enjoyed the most. Let's get started:
Pikmin
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"It’s not my definitive list."
In the mobile realm, she's invested time in Cityscapes and "trying to find adequate healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In reality."
Overwatch
"I have no interest in games on my phone." He was offended that I suggested it. Point taken.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She is trying to get into theatre school, but when she stepped away from the mic, she was playing Resident Evil. She also elaborated in great detail about her achievements on The Sims, where her avatar has a successful utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her eldest sister has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at sixty percent completion and ended it at 82%. It's a long haul not a sprint for her. Her phone game: something called Woodle, where you have to unscrew pins.
Minecraft
Every time I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I rib him like a cross between a persistent critic. When he objects, I reply that I am engaging in this to toughen him up so he can grow up and play games for adults. It's a classic Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
There was no contest for this one. She is incredible. More impressive than I was at classic rhythm games in my prime.
Marvel Snap
No other game compared to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted deck building wizard’s poker, with its regularly updated range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The catch about games that endlessly add to their range is you wake up one day and understand it is all just an attempt to trap you with compulsion-based microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it went into the bin.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Excellent reinvention of a classic franchise. Engrossing atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could eviscerate my demons so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I'm unwilling to rush this gorgeous, distinctive game and I just was short on the focused attention to give it what it needed earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I aim to experience this in the early morning after evening drinks.
Balatro
I acknowledge Balatro was last year's surprise hit, but I was a late adopter. And it is exceptional. It just gets every single thing right. Its gameplay loop is a brilliant concept, but the effects behind the different joker cards are so inventive it has become a game I literally would play at any hour. Throw in the cleverness of the card design, and this is an true pinnacle of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have nothing to do but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a minor pile-on when I wrote about how a glitch in another game ruined the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of production values – which I recognized even more after experiencing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the reader who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I mention that as written, because I appreciate the effort, and she is obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Alright. Give me a punishingly tough Metroidvania-esque thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". How delightful. I acknowledge that it is beautiful and is ideal if you are into challenging games, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my current stage of life. I was around back when most games were like this, and I'm over it. It was fine when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many less comfortable things.
Toss-up between questionable alliances that sparked debate, and premium pricing. Both morally indefensible and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names called from the garden at bedtime.
Right Thumb Joint. No joke. I don’t know if it’s because of button mashing or phone use, but it aches like anything in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the day.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to wait patiently until the heat death of the universe.
The Witcher 4.
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